Dark Spooky Secret Evil Laboratory

Dark Spooky Secret Evil Laboratory

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Description Welcome to team DARK SPOOKY SECRET EVIL LABORATORY. At DARK SPOOKY SECRET EVIL LABORATORY, our team wakes up each and every evening motivated to do a bunch of EVIL, DAAAARK and SPOOOOKY scientificky stuff. Our current project: filling the ENTIRE state of Ohio with Jell-O. It has come to our attention that a substantial number of asteroids could be on a collision course with Ohio, right now, right this very minute. This would be GREAT for our business; if an asteroid crashes into Ohio, surely a "crater" (or what we at DARK SPOOKY SECRET EVIL LABS refer to as a "GEO-BOWL") would be formed, making our job of filling Ohio with Jello a much easier task! Then again, many of these asteroids may NEVER reach Ohio, and to make matters more complicated, if they hit anywhere else on the planet, that would totally suck. By joining our team, you will be helping us aid experts all over the world to research asteroids, and most importantly, to discover what can be done to steer an asteroid into the heart of Ohio, making our EVIL SPOOKY plan come into fruition... (a grape, jell-o-ey FRUITION!!!) **thunder **lightning UPDATE: We are currently out of t-shirts and hats; the penguins ran off with them and broke our teleportation machine while they were in transit... our friends at CERN have agreed to lend us the dark matter we need for repairs to the system, but have confidentially stated that they need to discover it first. ...We are fairly confident that the penguins are ok, and the t-shirts and hats, too. Apologies for the inconvenience, -534n Management
Created 7 Feb 2017
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Country United States
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Founder 534n
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